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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗
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