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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘
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