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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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