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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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