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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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