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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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