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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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