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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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