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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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