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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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