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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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