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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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