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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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