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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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