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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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