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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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