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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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