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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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