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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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