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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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