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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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