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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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