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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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