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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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