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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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