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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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