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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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