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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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