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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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