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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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