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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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