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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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