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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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