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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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