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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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