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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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