Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.