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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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