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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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