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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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