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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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