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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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