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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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