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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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