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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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