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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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