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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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