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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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