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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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