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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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