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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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