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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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