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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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