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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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