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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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