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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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