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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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