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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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